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A Little Humor Never Hurts

With student loan debt over a trillion dollars, this situation is no laughing matter. It is downright scary. But just for now, here are some funny graduation quotes that I found on another website.

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today.             George Foreman

Your families are extremely proud of you. You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.     Gary Bolding

People will frighten you about a graduation…They use words you don’t hear often… “And we wish you Godspeed.” It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.       Bill Cosby

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.  Garry Trudeau

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.  Doug Larson

If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.     Robert Goheen

Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.  Dr. A. Lawrence Lowell

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.  George W. Bush

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.   Theodore Roosevelt

 

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